🚀 Startup Bullshit Generator

Pseudo-Profound Business Wisdom Generator

Perfect to appear smart on LinkedIn and Twitter /s

Click "Generate Wisdom" to receive your dose of startup enlightenment!

🎯 Your Batch of Startup Wisdom

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🎭 A parody generator for pseudo-profound startup wisdom

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